Digital Sodomy

And another thing, where’s the kids and mothers line at Narita Airport. Do you think screaming kids are going to look good as their mothers are being interrogated? I wrote the book on marketing fundamentals, and you’ll see there right at number 3:

Cute crying kids: bad

Especially, those foreign halfs. They’re so damnably kawaii (Marketing Rule#2 kawaii sells fucking anything) till they grow up. Get that line of cute kids and mothers whisked through. Great camera op. Who wouldn’t be smiling knowing that the other 90% run the risk of the full body search. Especially, now we’ve moved Dr. Hiroto “Digital Sodomy” Matsuoka to airport security.

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